18. He/ Him/ His. Existentially tired college student. Magic the Gathering, Overwatch, and other fandoms. Autumn Enthusiast & Amateur Memelord. Favorite planes are Shadowmoor and Shandalar. Favorite Guild is Izzet. NOT a morning person. NB Radio at the top of the screen plays a mix of Jazz, 80's Rock, and Undertale music.
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Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.
I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid
the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again
I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down
aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere
i d o n t l i k e s a n d
okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’.
kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.
palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino
‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says.
‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.
peers under a couch
This is the best Star Wars post I have read in a while.
Okay, so i’ve been gone from Tumblr for a looooooooooong time, BUT
IT’S TIME FOR DESERT BUS FOR HOPE 2019, MATES! The actual run begins tomorrow BUT the Tech Stream is live now and immediately after the tech check is done there will be a stream of the never-before-publically-aired DESERT BUS DOCUMENTARY So I encourage all of you to head over to twitch.tv/desertbus and join the Bussening.
